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BluffBall

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Roy from The IT Crowd in 8-bit pixel art

Royvisibly unconvinced

Moss from The IT Crowd in 8-bit pixel art

Mosstechnically correct

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Recent wisdom

  • Nothing said yet. That’s usually for the best.

The classics

  • “Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”
  • “What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?”
  • “The thing about Arsenal is that they always try to walk it in.”

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